Ur, that's all. For now.
ETA: It's just a meme kinda day.
Write down twelve of your favorite characters. Number the list. Then click the cut for random cracktastic questions. (Don't look at the questions before you've come up with the list or else you'll spoil it.
1. Nagase Kaede [Mahou Sensei Negima]
2. Elisa Maza [Gargoyles]
3. Sandor Clegane [A Song of Ice & Fire]
4. Ran Fan [Fullmetal Alchemist]
5. Kotetsu Isane [Bleach]
6. Inuyasha [Inuyasha]
7. Fflewddur Fflam [Chronicles of Prydain]
8. Tara Maclay [Buffy the Vampire Slayer]
9. Kurosaki Ichigo [Bleach]
10. Christopher Chant [Chronicles of Chrestomanci]
11. Sango [Inuyasha]
12. Shihouin Yoruichi [Bleach]
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Inuyasha/Sango. I've read a few. It's a pairing that appeals to me if written the right way.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Ran Fan. Hm. Somewhat. She could kick nine out of ten asses; that's pretty hot.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Yoruichi & Tara. Ur. I assume it would involve a spell of some kind, first off. And would probably happen in Soul Society, come to think of it, since Tara's dead. So...their kid would be a noble, I guess? And Yoruichi would probably ask Soi Fong to babysit.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Ichigo. Nothing springs to mind. I don't read much Bleach fic, though.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Elisa & Inuyasha. lol. No. He's too much of a kid for her. I could see them becoming friends, but a couple? Nope.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Isane/Ichigo or Isane/Chrestomanci? Probably Isane/Ichigo, because they are actually from the same series. ...Though crossing dimensional boundaries isn't a big deal for the Chrestomanci. Hmm. Oh well; I like Christopher with Millie, so Isane/Ichigo it is.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Fflewddur; Elisa/Yoruichi. Hee! He'd sputter about how it was an accident and he didn't actually see anything; strings would snap; Elisa would laugh nervously; Yoruichi would probably ask if he wanted to join them.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic
Sandor/Christopher. Ouch. Ouch. Wait a minute, my brain kinda--ouch. Uhm. Okay: "The Chrestomanci travels to Westeros to investigate a strange magical fluctuation, but discovers more than he bargained for when a fire-scarred swordsman--" oh god, I just can't do it.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Kaede/Tara? I severely doubt it.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Fflewddur/Yoruichi. "Strumming my Pain with his Fingers" XD
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Ran Fan & Kaede. Some kind of martial arts battle with sexy results, I guess.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Fflewddur slash? XD I suppose such a thing must exist somewhere, but I don't think any of the friends list have seen any. (have you?)
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I'm not even sure anyone else even knows who Sandor Clegane is.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Write or draw Sango? Yes; a goodly portion of them, actually.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Elisa/Ran Fan/Isane? I would love them if they did...
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"I think I just lost another life!" (Well, la petite mort and all that... :P )
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose.
Tara. I have no clue. I don't write songfic. Uhm, "Something", because I always default to the Beatles.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Kaede/Inuyasha/Yoruichi. F/F/M, underage, oral, ninja!sex
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Elisa & Chrestomanci. "Love the dressing gown. Can I try it on?"
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Uhm, a few months ago, when I reread the beginning of the Isane-centric fic hallowd's writing for me.
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
...I'd say sword fetish, but that isn't really a secret at all, is it? Meh, I'm sure he likes girls who are a little rough with him.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Sango & Ichigo. Maybe if they were both reaaaally drunk, so as to lose all those pesky inhibitions. They'd be more likely to just go to sleep, though, I think.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Sandor & Fflewddur. Ouch. My brain again. (Why did I think it would be a good idea to put Sandor Clegane in this? Why?) But, yeah. Sandor tops.
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Kaede/Ichigo, Ichigo/Ran Fan, Kaede/Sango, Kaede/Yoruichi, & Isane advises Kaede settle down with Sandor. Phew. Title? "A Big, Ridiculous Mess" Apparently aoi_tsuki1 should write it, because I closed my eyes and picked her name. XD ...I have no idea who would read it.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Fflewddur/Tara. Very amused.