One of my friends volunteered to pick up a copy for me and drop it off at work so I could at least start reading it a little after midnight. However, this is no longer happening, because she flaked at the last minute and decided she'll just buy it tomorrow. So not cool. :\
Looks like I'll have to wait till seven am, when I get off work, to get my copy. Alas.
snuzzie and _tehriah are awesome, though, and called me from the release party they're at. Unfortunately it seems my phone reception is horrible here. D:
ETA: snuzzie and _tehriah just called me again, and we squee'd about the book, and they took me on a tour of Wal*Mart while they went to buy Rockstar and tried to tempt me into deserting my post and letting the residents fend for themselves so I could pick up my own copy. ♥, you guys!